My Diva Report Card.

[wwefan22]

I wrote these over a course of a month or two. I want your honest opinion on the grades and what you would change and wouldn't. It's from my Yahoo 360 page. http://360.yahoo.com/profile-zC8kw5kpdJmuhmfQemQCSGLm9k0T9rRe
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Hey there everybody. So I thought i'd talk about the womans division. Now this division means something to me seeing as to how i dream of being the wwe womans champ. Now all you see is T&A matches and gimmick matches or matches with people who don't know how to wrestle and it sucks. I remeber the hardcore matches between Trish/Victoria & the tecnicall matches between Gail kim/Molly/jazz. The high flying style of Lita. aaww that was the good ol'days. Now we have somthing that dosn't evan resemble that division. So i am going to take this time to go down the list of all the wwe divas and tell you what i think in a segment called REPORT CARD FOR THE DIVAS!!!

SmackDown

Ashley Massaro- Well i personally can't stand her. She thinks she can wrestle but she is slow as hell and sloppy as hell not to mention she thinks she is Lita. But what has she really done. Was in a feud with Trish and Mickie but was completly outshined by the two. Got moved to smackdown, got some fake wins(bikini contests and bra & panties contests are not real wins) over the other divas, Managing a new team and know posing for playboy. Not to mention she gets an injury every month. I don't care how many of you think she is hot, She has done nothing to impress me. Grade: C-

Layla El- Um she won the diva search yet she has done nothing but stripped for big dick johnson. But what i like about her is when she had her first match she was quick and very clean and crisp which is more than i can say for some divas. If wwe can get her in the right storyline and traning she might not be great but she will be better than some diva search wannabes. Grade C-

Jillian Hall- My favorite SD diva. Why she isn't on Raw i'll never know but what i do know is that she is on of the most talented divas in the wwe. She carrys the smackdown diva matches, which i'm starting to think thats what she is there for which sucks. She is beautiful & athletic and she outshines almost every diva in the wwe and for that she is easily one of the best divas on the roster and has been for almost a year know. Grade B+

Michelle McCool- Ms. McCool. I like her B/c she is athletic and smart but she hasn't really done anything. I think with more training she could become a good wrestler. Grade C-

Kristal Marshall- The most promising diva search contestant. She is talented and beautiful and she knows the basics of wrestling and is the second best diva on SD. The whole year of 06 i'd say she was the SD diva MVP. Grade B+

Sharmell- I just love her Grade B

Maryse Oulette- Don't know if i should include her. Grade F

Amy- No Comment Grade F

Thats Smackdown. The Raw & Ecw divas will be coming shortly.

So here we go with the ECW divas.

Ariel- My favorite Vixen. Ariel is a great talent and belongs on Raw. I like how she is unike and differant from the other divas. She is probably the only reason why Kevin Thorne is where he is at. I hope she gets moveed to Raw to show off some of that talent. As much as it hurts she hasn't really done anything except some small feuds with Francine & Kelly. But thats more than i can say for some so for that.................... Grade B

Kelly Kelly- What can i say about this little slut. I don't like her. She has no wrestling ability, she can't act, Her mic skills are weak and she is 19 and she strips. Boy are her parents proud. But in all fairness she has been the star diva of ECW and is a recognizabl name as far as divas go. So for that. Grade C+

Rebecca Dipetro- Terrible mic skills. Thats about it. Grade D-

Trinity- Such agreat talent who needs to be on Raw. Unfortinatly we haven't been able to see her shine and she hasn't really done anything special. D+

Stay tuned for Pt. 3 with the Raw divas.

Now the Raw Divas.

Mickie James- One of my Favorite Raw Divas, Hell wwe divas. She was almost the MVP Diva of the Year. She won the title twice, Had amazing feuds with Trish, Lita and Victoria. And not as good as the others but an o.k feud with Ashley. Has Amazing in ring skills on the mic and wrestling. She could be the diva of the new generation. Grade: A

Torrie Wilson- This on is kinda up and down for me. She had a great begining to 06 yet she fizzeled out toward the end. She fueded with Candice, Trish, Mickie, Ashley and Victoria. She impressed me in a lot of her matches, and has clearly improved greatly. But that was only for part of the year. Grade: C

Victoria- My girl. Why she wasn't pushed that much i will never know. I did like her feud with Mickie though. She didn't really do much in 06. If i were to give her a grade based on that it would have been a d or c. But since she can wrestle..... Grade B

Candice Michelle- I don't know why, i just like her. So what she may not be the best talent, But she has improved greatly. She was probably raws MVP for the early part of 06. All eyes really were on her. She had her Playboy, Go-Daddy commercial, Title shot, Wrestlemania match, and some very impressive matches toward the end of 06. With some training she could be the break-out diva of 07. Grade: B+

Maria- She is kinda pointless. Although like Candice she has improved. She is also kinda funny. Dumb, but funny. She had some O.K matches with Lita and Mickie. Other than that she did nothing. Grade: C

Melina- I just love Melina. Great feuds, O.K matches. Although her mic skills are iffy and she is a bit annoying, she did alote in 06 and for that she gets my props. Grade: B+

I didn't count Trish or Lita B/C they both retired But i would give them both A+. Haha, I love Trish and Lita. Well, thats it. Stay tuned for a new Blog.

Love You, XOBrandieOX
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I'm a dork, i know.
BTW if any of have yahoo 360 pages contact me and add me as a friend and i will add you!!

[Lacie]

I can't believe you gave Candice a B+ and Victoria just a B!

[Ben]

I agree with the majority, mind you Ashley doesn't deserve to be in the C range. C is a minumum pass. D would be slightly more appropriate. Maybe Victoria should have gotten higher, Mickie getting an A was well deserved.

Good job overrall. I maintain you're the smartest 14 year old wrestling fan I have spoken to online, and I barely have, Haha

[UTisNUM1]

Maria deserves an A because she PwNs!i!i! all the Divas

[wwefan22]

Good job overrall. I maintain you're the smartest 14 year old wrestling fan I have spoken to online, and I barely have, Haha

You Cocky Bastard Haha:love Just Kidding.
Yeah this was a about a month ago i did this so there are some divas missing.
I am a true wrestling fan. Not a 14 year old girl who is obsessed with Cena. I hate him. He is soo overrated. My favorites are Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, Christian Cage, Petey Williams, Chris Jericho(Yes i'm a Jericohalioc too:love ), Edge, Shelton Benjimen and a few more. I know wrestling. I may seem young but i know more than most would think. Don't Underestemate Me:boxing

[Ben]

You like Jericho? You're fine in my book.

[Frannie]

hey thats pretty good. I think you graded them more on entertainment value and less wrestling, which is understandable. On wrestling ability Victoria, Trinity,Ariel and Jillian own them all. Mickie is an awesome wrestler and is good on the mic but of late she has become sloppy in the ring. Melina has never been given the chance to really show her wrestling skill off im happy that now shes been given a title shot. i think her and Mickie work well together. i dont understand why the WWE push Ashley, the thing with Maria and Candice they know they arnt the best in the ring so they train properley in OVW etc, with Ashley she actually thinks she can wrestle but Jillian makes her look good if Jillian wasnt on SD she would be screwed.

[wwefan22]

Yeah, i figured i might as well do the overall performer type grade b/c if i just did wrestling, everybody would have gotten an F except Mickie, Victoria, Jillian, Trinity and Ariel. Plus i tried to be fair and give people the benifit of the doubt.

[Frannie]

^yea true. On wrestling abilty of the top divas of the past year i would go:

Mickie James - A- She has all the skill but has become sloppy and i would let it go if she wasnt the womens champ. I believe she was given the title to fast but i understand why they did it, she has everything you need to be a top diva.

Victoria - A- - Even thou she has only been given one push of late over the past year she has carried alot of the diva matches. She made alot of the divas look good in the ring.

Ariel - B- - She hasnt wrestled much on ECW but she is on OVW alot and she has put decent matches on there. I dont like the way they let Kelly Kelly get a win over her but i guess they like to make KK look good. Ariel's in ring skill is very good she just never been given a true chance to show it on ECW, i believe if she wrestled more she would have got an A.

Jillian - A - she has had a good year in ring wise she has carried the SD womens division. She had one of the best Diva matches of last year with Melina. She makes all Ashleys new moves look good and deserves a shot at the title.

Trinity - B- - i cant remember seeing a match with her in on ECW tbh. Well on OVW she has proved herself to be an amazing wrestler. IMO she could be the next Lita with the high flying moves if she is ever given the chance to shine in the WWE.

Melina B - i think she is a good wrestler i like her moves and her charactor. she has not wrestled as much as she should, on SD she had some great matches. She has never been a face charactor and always has to cheat to win or have some sort of distraction to win. Now she is fueding with Mickie i believe she can show what skill she has. i like her finishers there origional.

i think thats it on the WWE wrestlers right now.

[wwefan22]

^yea true. On wrestling abilty of the top divas of the past year i would go:

Mickie James - A- She has all the skill but has become sloppy and i would let it go if she wasnt the womens champ. I believe she was given the title to fast but i understand why they did it, she has everything you need to be a top diva.

Victoria - A- - Even thou she has only been given one push of late over the past year she has carried alot of the diva matches. She made alot of the divas look good in the ring.

Ariel - B- - She hasnt wrestled much on ECW but she is on OVW alot and she has put decent matches on there. I dont like the way they let Kelly Kelly get a win over her but i guess they like to make KK look good. Ariel's in ring skill is very good she just never been given a true chance to show it on ECW, i believe if she wrestled more she would have got an A.

Jillian - A - she has had a good year in ring wise she has carried the SD womens division. She had one of the best Diva matches of last year with Melina. She makes all Ashleys new moves look good and deserves a shot at the title.

Trinity - B- - i cant remember seeing a match with her in on ECW tbh. Well on OVW she has proved herself to be an amazing wrestler. IMO she could be the next Lita with the high flying moves if she is ever given the chance to shine in the WWE.

Melina B - i think she is a good wrestler i like her moves and her charactor. she has not wrestled as much as she should, on SD she had some great matches. She has never been a face charactor and always has to cheat to win or have some sort of distraction to win. Now she is fueding with Mickie i believe she can show what skill she has. i like her finishers there origional.

i think thats it on the WWE wrestlers right now.


Thats exactly right. Great post Fran.!! Damn girl makin me look like an idiot!!HAHA.

[Frannie]

thnx ..id grade all the OVW and DSW girls to but i cba lol.

[txw4ever]

i agree with most of these grades its just sad that most of these bitches failed

[Ben]

Eh, I'll do it too.

Mickie James -A. Mickie owned 2006, with as great charachter and a good grip on her persona and what it is supposed to be portrayed as Mickie took Trish's place as the top Diva, and did it well. Convincing in her role as a physcho and always consistant in the ring, Mickie was 2006's over acheiver.

Victoria - A- Another bad year for Triple V, but she put in the good performances when nessarcery. After jobbing to Maria, Candice and Torrie it seemed like Vicky had a nightmare, but she still stood out and deserves a push.

Ariel - C- Underused in the ECW Brand, much like most others on the roster. But we all know what she can do and her ork in OVW was thoroughly enjoyable. Her pertrayal of a Vampiress was very well done and won over a lot of fans.

Jillian - A*- Underused much like Victoria, but did well in a non-existant Sd womens division. Jobbing to Ashley is a career low. Continuing to work hard after going through that is pheonominal

Trinity -D- Hasn't been used correctly, hasn't really done anything but she is a good high-flier and can work pretty well in the ring. Hope to see more of her in the future

Melina B - Has a fantastic charachter and seemed to outshine Nitro, Trish and Mercury throughout 2006, good mic skills and a good heel role mixed with good looks, and fantastic in ring abillity makes Melina Perez someone to watch in 2007. And the Calafornia Dream is a nice finisher too, original to say the least.

[cena645]

you should rate them due to their breast size. mickie d, melina d, victoria c?, maria b,. just kidding those are great ratings guys and girls!!

[Ray18032]

I pretty much agree with most of the ratings except I think you were a little to kind with some of the no-talent divas. I also agree with ben's grades.

[Trixie Dominatrix]

Smackdown!
Ashley F
Jillian B+
McCool D
Kristal C-
Sharmell C
Maryse F

Raw
Mickie A
Torrie B-
Victoria B
Candice C-
Maria C+
Melina B+

WWECW
Ariel B+
Kellyx2 F
Brooke F
Layla F
Trinity D
Rebecca F

I'll give my reasons later.

[XPac360]

I dont really pay attention to any divas becasue I am going to agree with Kip James they are only good for two things and well you know the rest. Most divas are boring and a waste of time and when they come on I usually change the channel except for one diva, Melina. From what i seen Melina doesnt have great mic skills but he mic skills are decent and her wrestling skills have improve alot over the time. I am hoping she wins the title from mickie. Her and mickie match on raw last week was a decents match even though she didnt win. I like how they use Melina for MNM to, she just fits in with everything. And predictions for No Way Out is MNM wins the tag team titles.

[Trixie Dominatrix]

Oh Melina is gonna win the title, I know it by the end of this year she will have it.:yay

[XPac360]

Yeah I hope so too, Devilz1.

[Brian Fellow's]

Mickie James A+

Candice Michelle F She has had NO wrestling training why is she in the ring? and isnt here FOR wrestling, she just wants it to get her name out there to go do movies.

Oh and someone should kick her in the voice box until she no longer can speak, i nominate Chuck Norris.


The rest can have a C I guess as they have had some form of training.

[wwefan22]

I gave candice a high grade B/C she has improved and has better wrestling skills than a majority of the divas. Lets see, she PWANS Kelly, Brooke, Cherry, Layla, Maryse, Maria, Rebecca, Sharmell and Maybe evan Kristal and Michelle.

BTW Candice trains every week with Arn Anderson. You have it backwards. She is one of the few Divas who haven't came in as wrestlers(Mickie, Jillian, Victoria, Ariel etc...) Who has had training and who trains. I think only her Kristal, Michelle and maybe Maria.

[DAMN]

nice work, i agree with u on all the grades

[Trixie Dominatrix]

Candice still sucks to me and until I see some real wrestling I wont take her seriously. In fact I hope they release her.

[wwefan22]

They'd release Maryse, Rebecca, Kelly, Brooke, Layla, Kristal, Michelle, Cherry and as much as i hate to say it(B/C they are good wrestlers) Trinity, Jillian and Ariel Before they realese Candice. Do i want Trinity, Ariel and Jillian to be released over Candice. NO. But thats just the reality of it.

[Trixie Dominatrix]

The way I see it, if they'll release Christy just as she was starting to improve, then they'll release Candice.:unno

[Amanda Frey]

The Diva's don't do the best they can in the ring. they are only there for looks. I hate what they do they don't fight, and when they do they suck at it. Mickie James, Trish, Lita, Victoria, & Melina (getting better). Are the best damn divas in the ring. The rest need to go give vince a BJ.. right? Well if you think i am wrong then that is you but watch them.. I even think candice is getting better. Maria just need to stay in the back. I want to be a (Women's Pro-Wrestler) NOT a diva.. I want to kick ass and not shake ass.. Okay so yeah this is how i feel about the diva thing.. hate it of love it.. don't care.. cus i am right.

[Violet]

^Of course you are. Anyone who defends those hoe's are idiots.

Don't we all Dev, don't we all. :)

[Last_Rider]

Mostly a note to something Ben said about Melina's California Dream being original, it's not. She uses a stationary version of the Muta Lock, or Sickle Hold, AJ Styles has been known to use it, but his is a rolling version, he'll roll to his stomach after the hold is applied to get more pressure.

[Violet]

^It sounds like a cocktail drink.

[TXL]

I agree with all the grades but 2, Maria and Candice, I would've given them Z's, but good job.

[Violet]

^There's no such grade as a Z.

[TXL]

^ LOL, I know, I made that up because I think both of them can't wrestle worth shit. So, since Z is the last letter in the alphabet, I always thought if it was a grade it'd be the worst.

[Ben]

U is the worst grade. Should've used that.

[TXL]

U is the worst grade. Should've used that.

Hold on, was that an offense, or were you being serious?

[Ben]

What?

Oh, do you think I was basically saying "You are the worst grade" ?

I wasn't. You mentioned getting a Z, which doesn't exist.
So i suggested you should've used U since it is the lowest grade possible to get

U=Ungradeable.

[wwefan22]

Why would you point out Candice and Maria(who are atleast trying) yet you fail to say anything about Kelly, Brook, Ashley, Layla, Rebecca, Maryse, Kristal, Michelle and Cherry who are worse than they are. yeah i didn't grade cherry and brook but you get my point. Do you know from those statistics Torrie(who alote of people say can't wrestler) Candice and Somtimes Maria are better wrestlers than half the wwe diva roster. I don't get how some people always trash Candice and Maria and (Again Some times)Torrie when their is half the roster that is worse than them.

Now let me say Kristal is Improving and Michelle is not Terrible. Just for the record.

I don't defend these girls. I say what i think. Believe me, my favorites(Current wwe diva roster) are Jillian and Ariel. Then come the rest of the wrestlers, Victoria, trinity, Melina, Mickie. Then Come Candice & Torrie & Kristal. Then come the rest of them which i could care less about. Yes Maria is improving and i did just mention her above, but i just don't like her.

[Violet]

^We do diss ALL the Diva Search skanks, not just Candice and Maria.

[Ben]

Candice was a Diva Search girl? Learn something new every day.

[wwefan22]

I know Violet, but some people never have anything good to say about them(Candice, Maria) Like the fact that they do try and they are improving. But all those girls arn't diva search skanks. Do you think Kelly or Cherry is better than Candice or Maria. Cause i sure as hell don't. Hell i saw a match with Cherry vs Katie Lea(OVW). I could barley get through it.

Yes Ben. Candice was a diva search Girl.

[Frannie]

i think people mention them more because they wrestle more and people can judge the wrestling.


((hey in Torries latest Blog she says shes training to get a title shot or something...i dont know if this is good or bad))

[Violet]

^I'd perfer Torrie as champion then Maria anyday.

Because there is no need for them to train! They can just fuck off and the WWE can hire some decent indie wrestlers, then we can have a good women's division and not worry about having this agruement ever! Too bad the WWE doesn't think like me. I diss on Kelly whenever i get the chance too. I think she's a disgusting little slut who'll end up getting rapped by a crazed fan oneday and i will not have any sympathy for her, because she's had it comming. She's just as bad as Ashley and the other diva search skanks as she sent in topless pics of herself and got a contract while Ashley blew off a bunch of guys for hers' (and probably still does, since one has to ask the question of 'how is she still here?') so i don't know what's worse. And i dissed on Cherry in that video i posted of her versing Katie Lea (who should have the WWE contract, and not Cherry.) I said she was a waste of space and has about as much clue as to what she is doing in the ring as Maria, which is not much.

[Frannie]

the thing with Cherry is that she has trained to be a wrestler. shes not wrestling she managing maybe when she was facing Katie Lea she was supposed to look clueless and weak to suit her charactor im gunna go on a hunt and find some matches of hers b4 the wwe.

[Violet]

^If she is a decent wrestler, i'll take back everything i said about her, but when i saw that video, to me it looked obvious that she didn't have a clue of what to do.

[TXL]

What?

Oh, do you think I was basically saying "You are the worst grade" ?

I wasn't. You mentioned getting a Z, which doesn't exist.
So i suggested you should've used U since it is the lowest grade possible to get

U=Ungradeable.

Oh, alright.

^^^ I agree with you so much in that post.